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Tutorial: software install for SAAB, OPEL, GM, ISUZU, Suzuki and Holden, esp. How-to’s of GlobalTIS or TIS2000 install and crack issuesLet’s live-stream-ish this.Part 1: PC requirement and Windows XP installAll of the Tech 2 software is intended to work with Windows XP Professional, 32-bit. It may be possible to use the software using another OS, but results are hit or miss. Broadly speaking, you will probably have good luck with a 32-bit version of Windows 7 and every step you move away from that OS towards current it’s going to be more difficult.Similarly, all Tech 2 software is intended to be used over a physical serial (“COM”) port.

It may be possible to use the software over a simulated serial port such as a USB to serial adapter, but results are hit or miss. There are a couple specific adapters that are generally considered to work better than others (perhaps someone would care to offer ones they have gotten working, and someone can update this post).For the purposes of this tutorial, we are going to use Windows XP Pro 32-bit running directly on a PC with a physical serial port.What I have:. Dell Vostro 320 – this is a c2010 all-in-one computer that still has native support for Windows XP and has a physical serial port. Mine has an Intel Core 2 Duo E7500 and 3gb of RAM – it’s way more than the Tech 2 software needs but will work great.

Dell Windows XP SP3 physical CD that I’m using to install XP fresh. Chinese clone, from.

Three PCMCIA cards from the same place. Two are Saab-English 148 and one is GM-English 33.004.

A 16gb flash drive. (Believe me, you want this)I need to assume you know how to install Windows XP on a computer.There are simply way too many variables to explain how to do this. If you don’t know how, there are lots of tutorials out there that can help you.We are going to pick up right after you’ve done a fresh install of Windows XP on your computer. I would highly recommend you do this – picking up someone’s 10 year old computer and hoping it just works opens you up to world of pain – old anti-virus software, questionable Java installations, corrupted registries, blah blah. XP is old and stupid, you’re best served starting over.As I write this, I am just finishing up installing Windows XP Pro SP3 on my Dell Vostro 320.

When it’s done, the system will reboot and ask me some questions:. Do I want to change my display settings? Yes I do. Do I want to turn on automatic updates?

No I don’t, not right now. My name? I like User, because it’s non-committal.It’s then going to log me on. The first thing I am going to do is open Device Manager:. Click the Start menu. Right click on My Computer.

Choose Properties. Choose the Hardware tab. Click Device Managerand look at all the devices that have yellow question marks next to them, probably hanging out under Other Devices, indicating there are no device drivers.

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There are two things you are likely going to want to do:. Get a video driver installed so you can fully use the various Tech 2 applications and, most likely, WIS and EPC. If you have a Display driver called “Standard VGA” or an Other Device called “Video Controller” you are going to need a driver. For XP-era machines, there are going to be three main sources of video drivers – Intel, AMD/ATI, and Nvidia.

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You are going to need to know who you need to hit up to get your video driver. I probably can’t help you with that. Make sure your chipset drivers are installed to ensure Windows is managing your chipset properly as otherwise, you could have serial port and USB issues. If you have a bunch of unknown devices called “PCI Device,” you’re probably missing some chipset drivers. As with the video drivers, Intel, AMD/ATI, and Nvidia are the common chipset manufacturers for the aughts. You need to know what chipset you have. I probably can’t help with that.The rest of the stuff – things like sound devices and network devices, really aren’t important.

In fact, to some degree, you really don’t want network devices working – that can potentially hamstring your experience and We The People of the Internet don’t need your dinosaur OS spreading viruses around the tubes. So, you’re in good shape not having network drivers installed.If you have a Dell computer, getting drivers for your system is easy.

Look on the back or bottom of your computer and find the 7-digit Service Tag. Alternatively:. Click the Start Menu. Click All Programs. Click Accessories.

Click Command Prompt. In the black Command Prompt window that appears, type:wmic bios get serial numberand press Enter. After Windows installs wmic (it happens automatically) it will return the Serial Number of your PC, which also happens to be your Service Tag.

(Yes, I am so lazy I’m not even going to turn this machine around)ON A DIFFERENT COMPUTER:. Visit www.dell.com. Click Support - Support by Product. Type in the Service Tag you just obtained. Click Drivers & Downloads.

You will probably need to locate the option “Operating System” and choose “Change OS” to Windows XP. Stick that 16gb flash drive into the computer and start downloading drivers. Once the drivers you need are downloaded, take that 16gb flash drive into your DeLorean I mean old computer, and install them one by one. It’s lots of fun!Part 2: How to disable Delayed Write for USB drive via Device ManagerI would also go ahead and disable Delayed Write for your USB drive via Device Manager:. Click the Start menu.

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Right-click on My Computer. choose Properties. Click on the Hardware tab. Click on the Device Manager button.

Find your in the list, probably under “Disk Drives.”. Right-click on the device and choose Properties. Click on the Policies tab. Uncheck Enable write caching on disk. Click on OK.Why do this?

Because delayed writes on removable drives are annoying. While it’s on, you will need to “Safely Eject Hardware” every time you want to remove that USB drive.

You’re going to be moving it around a lot, Ejecting every time gets old fast. Microsoft was smart and disabled delayed writes on Vista/7/8/10 by default which is why you don’t need to Eject drives from those newer OSs. So, seriously, just disable it on your XP machine as well.Be sure you finish up your installation with a reboot. It’s XP, it never hurts.At this point, you should have a functional XP machine, c2008, so you have about seven years worth of updates to install. Fortunately, there is an easy way. Take your 16gb flash drive, plug it back into the other computer – the one with an internet connection – and go toScroll down a bit to the Windows XP Unofficial SP4 Download Locations and download it from Google Drive.

Click the Google Drive link, locate the WindowsXP-USP4-vwhatever the current version is-x86-ENU.exe file, right click on it, and choose download. It’s about 1gb, it will take a while.Once it’s done, take that flash drive back to your time machine computer and get to installing. Remember, XP only supports USB 2.0 at best, so installation is going to take a while!I’m going to do that now.Part 3: Tech 2 bin file and software downloadWhile Unofficial XP SP4 is installing, let’s go ahead and talk about Tech 2 and Saab specialty software.You’re going to need it, and the downloads total around 5gb so it will take a while.Tech 2 software download:All in one: (unknown security)Tis2000: (tested)32MB PC Card with all GM software: (tested)In that onedrive link you’ll find two folders. The first is PDFs, which contains a bunch of stuff you don’t care about. The second is Software, and you care very, very much about the contents of this folder.

I know you want to.Inside the Software folder are some more folders, so let’s talk about them:BIN Files: Contains a bunch of PCMCIA card images. This is the software that makes Tech 2 work. Each BIN file represents one PCMCIA card’s worth of data. Assuming you were smart and ordered a Saab-English 148 card with your Tech 2, you can safely ignore the files in this folder.

If you did not, you will want to download the Saab 148.bin file. Hang onto it, we’ll circle back to these BIN files later. (In case anyone is curious, PCMCIA BIN files have nothing to do with bins commonly referred to when tuning cars – don’t get confused) You can almost certainly safely ignore the rest of the contents of this folder.GlobalTIS: Contains a gigantic ZIP file which includes GlobalTIS and the crack for it. You need this. Start downloading.: Contains a medium sized 7zip file which includes TIS2000 and the crack for it.

You need this. Start downloading.Miscellaneous: Contains two subfolders. Tech 2 Card Writer is a cool little utility that allows you to write the BIN files we discussed earlier to a PCMCIA card installed in your Tech 2. This is great because it means the XP computer you’re building right this second doesn’t need a PCMCIA card slot of its own. Download the cardwriter.exe file from this subfolder. Memory Card Explorer contains a utility that lets you look around on PCMCIA cards.

This is probably not useful for most people. You can download it, but you probably won’t use it. Do note that nobody bothered to ZIP up the Memory Card Explorer, so you need to download that entire folder by right clicking it and choosing download. Don’t try to download all those files inidividually. That sounds awful.User Guides: Man, if people read the manuals we probably wouldn’t need this thread, so don’t start now. Ignore this folder.WIS: Contains another huge file that is the Saab Workshop Information System installer.

This version has been modified so it will run properly on later operating systems. You want this, start downloading.Depending on your internet connection and Microsoft’s bandwidth generosity, these downloads could take a while.

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For the big ones – GlobalTIS and WIS – I would highly recommend downloading one at a time for maximum throughput. It really sucks when you have a slow download and something interrupts youDownload all this stuff to your newer/faster computer – don’t put it straight on the flash drive. We need to do some things to these files before moving them over to Old Faithful.Part 4: How to install & crack TIS2000 for Tech2 useIf you’re at this point, you should have:. A old, awful computer running Windows XP SP3, fully patched and up to date using Unofficial SP4, with potentially a bare minimum of device drivers. Your new, wonderful computer with bunch of downloads from onedriveFirst up, let’s get TIS2000 running.To get that going, you need to download and install 7zip. Visit this site:and download the appropriate version of 7zip for the OS on your newer, internet connected computer. Once it’s downloaded, go ahead and install 7zip.Once 7zip is installed, find 7zip File Manager on your Start menu and run it.

By default, it will open up your Downloads directory, which is probably where you’ve put THE “TIS 2000 Dongle Crack.7z” file you downloaded earlier. If you did not put it in your Downloads directory, you’ll need to go find it!Once you’ve located “TIS 2000 Dongle Crack.7z” in the 7zip File Manager, double click on it. It will open and a display a folder called “TIS2000 Dongle Crack!” You get to double click on that, too!

In there you will find several folders and files.Plug in your trusty 16gb flash drive. Make a folder on that flash drive called TIS2000, then navigate into your new TIS2000 folder.Now, in 7zip File Manager select all six items and drag them into the TIS2000 folder you just made on your flash drive.